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This site has been created for the purpose of showing people how i modify my car from its original state. However its also here to show other peoples cars like my brothers, my friends and other people who i know from corsasport and anyone that wants to send me pictures and wants to be on my site!

What NOT to say to the police when they pull you over.........
If your car hadn't been unmarked then I wouldn't have tried to overtake you.

It's meant to be loud, it has a British standard stamp on it to show it's ok.

Wow, I always thought you had to be a lot fitter than that to be in the Force.

I almost decided to be a cop, but I thought I'd finish my GCSEs instead.

Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic.

Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far ahead of me they are.

No, offi, offic, Lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. No, I don't know how fast I was going.

The little needle stops at 140 mph. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! How long is this going to take?

Your wife is expecting me.

So, uh, you on the take, or what?

Sorry officer wot have I done? I was asleep.

No I can't step out of the car 'cos I can't walk, and I've got to get to the next lock-in before it closes.

One thing I've always wondered, does your head go all the way up your hat?

Of course I was all over the road, I was [spang!?]ing.

No officer, my brake lights are working it's my brakes that aren't.

No I don't know how fast I was going 'cos I had my eyes closed.

How ironic, I was just wondering about joining the Force.

Do you get trained, or were you born an arsehole?

You only caught me 'cos I let you. I demand a re-match.

You only caught me 'cos I let you, but you are faster than that copper yesterday

I wasn't driving dangerously, I was aiming for you.

You must need your licence as well 'cos you needed to do 125mph to keep up with me.

Sorry officer, I usually have my guide dog with me.

I'm glad you stopped me, I was wondering what the speed limit was.

You're not part of the cruise then!!

You were flat out officer, I guess pigs can fly then.

Sorry officer I'm on a mission from God.

There's no blood in my alcohol system osifer.

Sorry officer, I thought the flashing lights were part of the acid trip I'm on.

Thanks for the race, I wanted to test my new motor.

Am I off the hook if my girlfriend flashes her tits at ya?

Where did you get your car from?

You did well keeping up with me for the last few hours?

Sorry I ran over that pedestrian at the zebra crossing, I was admiring my bird's tits!

Sorry officer, I ran into the bloke in front 'cos I was watching a movie on my new DVD!

Sorry officer I thought that I was low flying my fighter aircraft.

My apologies officer! I thought you wanted to race me again.

Sorry officer I was just following the flow of traffic.

I was doing 90 in a 30 zone because I was always told to be different.

Sorry officer I was only showing you how to power slide.

Sorry I was going so fast officer but happy hour finishes in twenty minutes.

I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Officer, that's terrific. The last policeman only gave me a warning too!

Hey, you must've been doing 125mph to keep up with me. Nice one!

Sorry couldn't see you in my mirror 'cos I didn't have my glasses on

Were they your flashing lights? I thought they were the neons on my parcel shelf

Was that your siren? I thought it was on my new CD

Will you let me off if I let you listen to my ICE?

No I haven't got my licence I gave it to one of your colleagues yesterday

I'm glad you've stopped me I was thinking about asking how to join the Force

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